Our President has won the Nobel Peace Prize today, in what was a shock to everyone including POTUS himself. Mr. Obama said in a speech today that he would accept the Prize as a "call to action". I'm sorry, but isn't that the political equivalent of giving trophies to every kid in little league whether they won a game or not? Whether you like the President's policies or not, you'll have to admit he hasn't done much yet, he hasn't had time to do much, even he said so.
Furthermore, in a cruel twist of irony, this award was bestowed upon our Prez of Peace the very same morning that he unleashed a brutal and unprovoked attack on our nearest celestial neighbor and constant companion, the moon. Yes! On the same day he was hailed as the bringer of peace, NASA rammed a "kinetic bomb" into the south pole of the moon, knocking off enough green cheese to supply salad bars the world over for years. No comment from the little green men on this unjust assault.
Seriously though, I guess our President is as deserving of the Peace Prize as anyone else in the running this year, I'm sure he's in favor of peace, even if he's done little to achieve it anywhere so far. I'm happy for Mr. Obama, for whatever the prize is worth...now that he shares it with the a peanut farmer, the guy who invented the internet, and the butcher of Palestine.
Nolanbuck
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